I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I've bruised my coccyx......which while amusingly named isn't really rude. But I did it sliding down a big pile of amethyst rubble in Cornwall and I fell off a 4 foot drop onto my arse.
I also did it a second time at Trago Mills in Devon, where they have an enclosure with three slides in it. One is a vertical drop slide, another is a spirally snake ride and the final one is a bumpy slide. It started raining so they closed down the bumpy slide, but I snuck onto it and discovered precisely why they close it down in light showers - it pretty much doubles the speed at which you go down it, meaning that I missed every 2nd bump and landed painfully on my arse just in time to gather enough speed to miss the next bump. Ow.
Also, and this is barely connected, I once took Ex-Lax to get off of school. It worked for 3 days straight.
(, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 21:46, Reply)
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