I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Another injured knob story............Lots have been told here already, but I'll add my own.
Back in the early days when I'd just learnt about the joys of pleasuring the ladies me and the then gf were getting down to a bit of hot and heavy. She had just gone on the pill and so this was to be my first outing sans le rubber.
She got on top of me. Good. She reached down and took a hold of little boltneck. Even better. But when my little friend didn't quite go in right and not only bent in the middle, but snapped the banjo string as well! Double whammy!
To this day I will never forget the pain and bruising of a bent dick, but the sickening feeling of tearing flesh( I SWEAR that I heard it go with a gut wrenching crunch!) still makes me feel a bit queasy.
(, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:03, Reply)
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