I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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No yokingOnce chucked an egg at Bob Geldoff. Not really a story about hurting a rude bit, but in theory I did cause some distress to a smelly cunt.
PS. It was no ordinary egg...oh no...this was....HARD BOILED!
(, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:30, Reply)
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