I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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LeavesWhen i was at school for some unknown reason i thought it would be a good idea to take part in the Duke Of Edinburgh scheme. Unfortunatly the story does not now go into ramblings of how i broke my cock in his arse, it goes like this:
We were sent out on the expedition Exmoor, Exeter, i dunno can't remember. I awoke on the third morning in our freezing tent and really needed to go for a shit, so i ambled about until i found a nice space where none of my mates could see me, curled one out- not a problem. Had no toilet paper or any tissues on me, so reached around for the nearest greenery to remove excess cack, all fine and dandy- however as soon as i pulled my trousers up an intense stinging sensation took over my sphincter and my arse cheeks, i spent the rest of the day walking 30 pissing miles randomly grabbing doc leaves and desperatly wiping them on my arse.
Happy Days.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 7:14, Reply)
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