I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Thanks to Mr. Sturmey and Mr. ArcherThere is a whole generation of men who know what it feels like to have their knackers impaled by the crossbar mounted gear change lever on a Raleigh Chopper (I'm one of them).
The new model Chopper has a pansy twist-grip gear shift in the interests of health and safety. Boo.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 11:55, Reply)
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