I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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not me butmy friend.
she fell out of a tree, aged 7, and landed on a forked twig. which disappeared up her baby lady bits and lodged itself there.
she had to go to hospital to have it removed. ow ow ow!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 14:17,
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