I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Man GashA couple of years ago my husband noticed a rather large spot in the no mans land area of his nether regions (perineum), this then swelled to the size of a satsuma and was eventually (when he was brave enough to show a doctor) diagnosed as an abcess.
Cue trip to hospital to have it lanced. They simply sliced it open and packed it full of dressings, which had to be changed by the local district nurse team (how they must have looked forward to that) every day. Anyhoo, it didn't work and he had to have the procedure performed again. This time it put some pressure on one of the arteries in the area which eventually fell apart and started spurting blood all over my bathroom.
I was alerted to the incident by a telephone call from the District Nurse who was concerned not to alarm me (he had been rushed into hospital in an ambulance) as I was 8 months pregnant at the time. Unfortunately when she rung I was stuck in a broken lift with 6 work colleagues but that's another story.
During the four months he had to have off work to finally cure the abcess I affectionatly referred to it as his 'man gash'.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 15:00, Reply)
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