I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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A girlfriendwas about to have her smear test, and the doctor asked if some students could come and watch the procedure. She felt obliged to say yes, and no less than 25 of them appeared around the curtain to watch - her with her legs akimbo, and them down the business end. They seemed to enjoy it, one of them looked scared and said "holy shit", which leads me to wonder whether they were actually medical students, or just curious passers by.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 15:11,
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