I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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DoggingI was ten and riding around on my bike when a horny dog decided to chase me down the road and mount my Raleigh Grifter (shame it wasn't a chopper etc.). While I was trying to escape his humping form, his paws slipped down and his claws stratched my pee-pee, so hard that it bled. Mentally and physically scarring.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 16:36, Reply)
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