I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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My dad's nut problemsSpeaking of vasectomies my dad had one shortly after I was born. It was a walk in, walk out job where the doctors insisted he should go home straight afterwards. Did my dad go home? No he went to the pub, got utterly ratarsed and when the painkillers wore off had to stagger home in horrible gonad pain which I'm sure being pissed too didn't help.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 2:03, Reply)
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