I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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i'm not very happy about thisThis isn't mine, but "a friend swears it's true" etc - it's probably worth posting because of the utter living hell it suggests, even if it IS made up.
A bunch of mates are tripping on LSD. One climbs a tree and sits on the end of a steep branch. His mates below scatter as a random car crashes into the trunk, causing monkey-boy to slide down the branch so hard and fast the friction removes his jeans, underwear, and scrotal sac.
Monkey-boy sits atop the tree, tripping his mind out, holding his freed testes in his hand. I imagine sobbing.
And now the best bit...
His mates run off.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 11:57, Reply)
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