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Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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When I were but a lad...
I had the misfortune of starting puberty at about nine, and my best friend reliably informed me that you only grew pubes after having had sex.

I, who had been fooling round with my cousin a few month previously, was shit-scared my parents would find out so I took a pair of scissors to my groin and inadvertantly snipped my nutsack.

Apologies for prolonged use of bathroom and reams of bloodied toilet paper.

UPDATED: For the benefit of DanJ, there was some rubbing of glans on slamhole but no technical penetration.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:28, Reply)

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