I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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worst things that have happened to my bits mostly happened when I was failing to give birth to my first babyI'd gone overdue so I was taken in to be induced. by the third day they figured out that the reason I was screaming in pain every time they did an internal exam to see if I was dilating yet was that I am allergic to latex. with vinyl gloves they discovered I was still only 1cm dilated (and that was from a 6'5 doctor with HUGE hands sticking his finger into my cervix and twisting it) so they decided to break my waters. As that's not usually done until at least 3cm dilation, I was given gas and air because IT FUCKING HURT! It was a walk in the park though compared to about nine hours later having to have an electronic monitor attached to my daughter's head through the 1cm gap. It took about 45 minutes and I passed out several times from the pain.
In the end I had an emergency caesarean, so all that pain and blood was for nothing.
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Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:41,
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