I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Shot in the bollocksIt was at the end of a long days battle. We had won most of the skirmishes, but there was one last fight to be faught before the day was was out.
I, with a couple of others from my squad, had a few of the enemy pinned down behind a wooden barricade, and had set up a pretty decent crossfire, to pick them off if they moved even slightly out of cover.
So far so good.
Some others were in similar situations in the same wooded area, and despite my partial cover behind a tree, I wasn't safe from the odd stray shot.
That was my undoing, as an odd stray shot came across field of battle and hit me right in the pods. Left testicle I believe. I dropped like a sack of spuds, and suddenly the rest of the battle was far from my mind. Not fucking funny.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 14:49, Reply)
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