I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Hardest Core Masturbator in the WestA friend works in AE.
He had to treat a guy who had been out clubbing with his girlfriend and got twisted on uppers downers and everything else he could get his hands on. Getting home his GF passes out on him and he decides to stick on a porno, and crack one off. A trip to casualty later and he has been going for hours, and is in A&E still completely off his bonce, whilst his girlfriend has come round after a bit of sleep and is trying to hide in shame at the back of the cubicle. He had inflicted 3rd degree friction burns which basically means he masturbated his penis away, and it'll never work again.
And that boys and girls, is commitment.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 15:05, Reply)
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