I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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At school......we were going through a wedgie phase. This involved sneaking up behing your unsuspecting victim, grabbing the visible part of their pants and pulling as hard as possible, therefore forcing the gusset of their pants up their arse crack. It could be quite painful.
Well, Jessie had been getting a bit good at this, so three of us ambushed him and all grabbed his pants at the same time, pulling hard enough to lift him off the ground. After a second, his pants game way and tore, and he fell forward with the waistband of his pants now detatched and hanging out.
Onlookers said that it was funny watching a seriously pissed of guy limping as fast as possible at a group of three others who were trying to run while doubled over in laughter.
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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 18 Jul 2006, 16:47,
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