I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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The Wank-holeAn acquaintance of mine was bullying a boy one day at primary for not knowing what wanking was. The boy became quite vehement that he did so my friend decided to tell him that you needed a wank-hole, which he described as a hole through your scrotum, just below the balls, before you could actually wank. The boy became annoyed, and went off to create himself such a hole. With a sharp pencil. He actually, managed it, I'm told, and didn't discover he was being wound up until his parents caught sight of his wound a few days later.
(, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 1:46, Reply)
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