I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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'lectric shaver mishapWhile preparing for a night in with the missus I began to shave my bollocks. Rather than go for the Bic and risk cutting myself I opted for my shitty electric razor with less life in it then a cancer victim.
I'd done the area above my shaft and moved on to my scrotum. While I was adding the finishing touches my razor decided to die on me and catch a large amount of scrat skin in the razor.
I knew the situation I was in and since i'd consumed a few bottles of beer I knew there was only one way out. I yanked the razor from my testicles and took a fair amount of skin with it....and yes it fucking hurt.
It didn't stop me from fucking later that night. It also didn't stop me from taking a picture of my cock and balls (with a very visable cut I might add) and sending it to me girlfriend who showed all her mates my scrotal scar. Gawd, I love her!
Length? Girth? Are you sure you wouldn't rather see the scar on my groin?
(, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 0:44, Reply)
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