I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Penis punchingProbably every guy here has done the thing where you accidentally walk crotch-first into the corner of a table, with the end result of excruciating testicular pain. Well, back when my older brother was in high school, a friend of his did this, but luckily only knocked his cock on the table corner. Since it didn't hurt, he concluded out loud "it doesn't hurt if you only hit your dick!"
To illustrate this to his gathered friends, my brother amongst them, he stuck his hand down his pants, cupped his penis in his hand, and before anyone could say "you're an idiot" proceeded to punch himself as hard as possible in the old John Thomas.
He spent the next twenty minutes lying in a foetal position while his mates laughed their heads off.
(, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 4:43, Reply)
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