I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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i remember....I got this bladder infection... if was awful... i couldn't pee properly and it was agony to sit down...
Then a huge black fella came into the prison where i worked and grabbed my crotch... then spat out all these flies... strangest thing is it cured my infection!
we fried the fucker anyway!
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likeajackhammer, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 13:46,
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