I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I've been reading these answers all week......and cracking up at loads of them, only to think "I wish I had something better than my lame-o chilli cock story".
And then last night during a cool refreshing shower I got soap up my japseye. It stings mightily, and so does the next piss.
That's all. Still not the best, is it? And my vasectomy was trouble free too - no pain, and being told by the doctor to go home and have as many wanks as I could*
* - Well that's not quite what he said, but I'm sure that's what he meant...
(, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 16:25, Reply)
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