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Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Buggered up bits
AS As any male i have had the usual hit in the nads by ppl people who think its it's funny.

AS As well, on hols, i was playing sum some basket ball arcade thingy and was stood too close when one of the balls rebounded over the cage and hit me in the nads- the gf girlfriend laughed- bitch!

Also - once having sex, felt slight burning sensation but carried on til i (and the gf girlfriend ;) ) had done- fortunately i was using the withdrawal method as the burning was actually the inside of my cock tearing slightly hence me cumming blood spunk! nice! stung for a bit and i thought i would never use it agen again but it was ok after a bit- bled like a bitch tho though!! Was at that point the gf girlfriend sed said she doesnt do blood- hence quite good i was doing her from behind and caught it!

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(, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 16:39, Reply)

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