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Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Happened yesterday.
In England at the moment the heat is ungodly at the moment, so I have a fan on during the night, and sleep naked.

Now, my fan does not have a front cover since it got broken off during a session of bedroom acrobats, thus I need to be careful around it.

So I wake up yesterday morning with a raging morning wood, and slide, half asleep past the fan, and get my woody caught in the fans blades.

I have a huge gash in my cock and my bellend is really sore right now >.<
(, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 17:32, Reply)

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