Liftoff!
In elementary school, when I was a boy of 12, one of my friends was a huge boy named Michael. He ate too much, and his parents fed him too much, but it was in his genes as well (his parents were both enormous), so he was quite strong, too.

The kid everyone used to pick on around that time was named Steven. He was a scrawny blond-hair-and-freckles guy, with a bit of an attitude and a knack for getting himself in trouble.

So one day after school, Michael is making fun of Steven's Star Wars shirt (beleive me, I was on Steven's side, that shirt was awesome! It even had tie-dye!!) so Steven finally broke down and started running at Michael.

In one swift motion, Michaels leg met soundly with Steven's groin, and like a train through a tractor, Steven had no chance for survival. Michael's sheer mass, (and Steven's lack of) caused him to literally be picked up, both feet off the ground, and dumped on his side, clutching his crotch and crying loudly.

I was stunned... but I couldn't help but laugh at the amazing display of physics I'd just witnessed.

Apologies for length.. but it's my first time, baby!
(Zoidberg Jr - Food, you say?, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 19:03, Reply)