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Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Last one this week, I promise
Just got nipple pierced in January, a month or two later it wasn't too tender anymore, but still needed to be looked after.
I don't really look after things when I'm drunk. In fact I'm quite a careless twat. And when I'm trying to pull off my lace bra, and wonder why it won't come off, I don't sit and think about it and link it to the piercing, I just yank and yank (haha).

Next morning, when my nervous system woke up, and I noticed that my lacy bra was on the floor with a sizeable tear in it, I finally stopped to think about the piercing (which wasn't difficult as it was hurting like a twat). And my friend was sleeping over so I couldn't do much about it until she'd gone home.

(, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 19:12, Reply)

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