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Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I dont like to brag...
but im not exactly small...you know..."down there".
And my girlfriend at the time was a rather petite lady.
Suffice it to say, after spending a good 30 minutes (!) on the instroke, I was left with a vividly purple john thomas, due to the blood being cut off by the condom, and cramp in both my arms from holding myself up for that length of time...

It didn't last long...

length - so-so, girth -LEGENDARY!!!
(, Thu 20 Jul 2006, 20:20, Reply)

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