I hurt my rude bits
Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
( , Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
Spent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
( , Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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manbearpig
Blimey, thats a rather nasty gash you've got there. The scary thing is, it looks JUST like a stinky, puss filled minge. Believe me, i know a stinky puss filled minge when i see one ;)
( , Fri 21 Jul 2006, 0:10, Reply)
Blimey, thats a rather nasty gash you've got there. The scary thing is, it looks JUST like a stinky, puss filled minge. Believe me, i know a stinky puss filled minge when i see one ;)
( , Fri 21 Jul 2006, 0:10, Reply)
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