I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Itchty Nads? not like thisMust of been a year or two back i remember me and my mate were doing some bulding work on my old house as a 'chore' for my dad, must have been 18/19 at the time. My mate stayed at mine one night and i woke up real early (im a bit of a early bird) around 7am and i thought it would be funny to get a nice tile sized piece of wall insulator (the nasty , itchty , fiberglass stuff) and rub it into his balls.
I lifted the bed cover and slipped the insulating into his boxers and proceeding rubbing it in nice and soft into his groin (no im not gay and no , i didnt enjoy doing this but the outcome was well worth it). He woke up n hour or so later and i heared a rather loud 'you son of a bitch , im gonna kill you!'
he ungratefully showed me his balls and they looked redder than a freshly washed pair of cherries. Poor Git must have used 3 tubs of SudoCrém in a week just to stop the itching.
(, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 2:20, Reply)
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