I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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My dog is awesomeHowever, he gets very excited when I ask him if he wants to go to the park, and has an unerring knack for jumping up and landing one right on my "gentleman sausage".
I do love the look on people's faces when they ask my dog's name and I say "Cockpunch" :D
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My housemates dog is good at this.My favourite trick she does is jumping into my housemates bollocks when he shouts attack.
One time he fell out of his chair.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:06,
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Haha, nice :D(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 13:12, closed)
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