I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Effinnitwit has reminded meYou would think you would be safe standing behind a homemade trebuchet. It turns out that if they are misadjusted they can, and do, fire backwards. Small rocks to the scrotum, people.
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MatJ LOOK, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:08,
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Er Indoors got her mimsy pierced (CHP) on the basis that i promised to clean the loos at homethe reality is this, despite what we had read IT REALLY FUCKING KNACKED and 4 months on, she still cleans the loos but has a very sparkly foo foo.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:54,
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Anyone who builds a home made trebuchetshould smack themselves in the nuts anyway, so you really only automated the task.
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