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My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Too easy.
havingapoo.blogspot.co.uk/2008/10/vasectomy.html
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:56, 3 replies)
5 of us in the earlier thread
www.b3ta.com/questions/ihurtmyrudebits2/post1889905
and no one thought to get pictures. I'd applaud you for going the extra mile, but then I'd be endorsing "posting pictures of your nads on b3ta" and I can't do that, I'm afraid.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 17:14, closed)
What a blouse
I've had the snip, nothing to it. Drove home afterwards and went to a football match. Worst parts were going back to have the stitches out, and having to crank one out into a little pot to prove it had worked. This guy is just soft, I bet he's a Southerner.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 22:09, closed)
'This is a bit shit really.'

EDIT: fucking hell, that's a terrible thing to do to a nutsack. Tweezers, soldering irons, and the innermost gubbins of a coinpurse are not natural bedfellows. I was less than halfway through when it dawned on me that I was protectively clutching my own balls in horror.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 0:58, closed)

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