I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Not MeA bloke I knew from the pub was rushed into hospital with a gangrenous bollock. Twisted testicles or torsion of the testicles it's called and it's more common than you might think. Of course, it had to come off and the surgeon asked if he'd like a false bollock so his tackle wouldn't look odd.
"Only if you can put a zip in it so I can take it out in the pub" said mate.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 8:20,
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Cheers(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 8:39, closed)
Cheers(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 8:47, closed)
Your username is relavent to this week's QOTWcheers
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:00,
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It's almost as if I changed it on purpose.(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:29, closed)
Cheers(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:10, closed)
Cheers.(, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:11, closed)
Beats being able to tap the back of your head and pop out your glass eye.(, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:30, closed)
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