I Hurt My Rude Bits, Again
My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
Happy Valentines
from Oscar Pistorius, mm.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:32,
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Have you been lurking all this time just waiting for this question?
Tremendous patience and phenomenal lurkage. Have a click.
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Figmaus, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:31,
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Only a slightly younger account than Dr. Shambolic's.
And strangely enough of a very similar vintage to acheball.
Hmmm.....
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:33,
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Do you have any other vintage, pristine b3ta accounts?
I'll buy one for a dollar.
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4Q just lurking, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 1:41,
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Surely the most apposite username in the history of b3ta.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 1:59,
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i bet he didn't like that
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 15:35,
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