I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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I'm not sure "man damages frenulum" is really "quite unbelievable" given that it happens all the time.There've already been at least two stories about it this week. Perhaps you typed "entirely unremarkable" and your autocorrect got carried away?
(, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:24, 1 reply)
The frenulum bit wasn't what I was talking about...more the key-dangling and topless roller-painting. But maybe that's normal in your household.
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Mine took 'kin ages to healEvery time I thought it would be good to go we went at it again and the blood started off again. The initial snap was the worst bit though and I had no problems knocking one out over her tits as long as I wasn't too vigorous.
While we're on the subject though, my mate broke his knob a few months ago and has just had one of these fitted. An AMS 700 Penile Prosthesis. Goolgle it and search for the images. Horrific.
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