I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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What kind of door handles did you havethat were capable of ripping a nipple?
Most are good for a bunt force injury (person experience) but a laceration?
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She doesn't have door handles.She has crocodile clips.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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weird old hook-type onesthat had been there since the flats were built 38 years previously
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:02,
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also, i was running when i caught it(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:15,
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Gonna print this thread out and have a wank.Back in a bit.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:32,
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it's all those nipples of janet's that are doing it, isn't it?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:35,
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It's hot when girls fight.Everyone knows that.
You should hit each other with pillows, make it extra sexy.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:28,
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Or doorknobs.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:35,
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Doorknob in a pillow case.That'll teach 'em for keeping doughnuts in their lockers.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:57,
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