I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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After the initial "the universe has exploded" pain has subsided, there's a stomach ache that can last for several hours.Thanks to a Wayne's World book my brother got for Christmas many years ago, this stomach ache will forever be referred to by he and I as "Wayne's Complaint"
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i've heard of the stomach ache/sickness partand been told it's like a bowling ball being churned around in your lower gut
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 14:49,
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I equate it moreto having someone do a Chinese burn on your kidneys
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:14,
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