I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Didnt we have this question a couple of months back?Anyway, while attempting to spice things up with the then-girlfriend, everyone's favourite toy the video camera came out to play.
Now we all know that the video camera makes things less enjoyable, and that what you end up with at the end is a bad video of two fairly average people having astonishingly dull sex. In an attempt to avoid the latter I may have been a bit er, vigourous.
All of a sudden there's blood everywhere. We stop, naturally assuming that it isn't coming from me I ask if she's alright, the response being "fine, I dont think that's coming from me"
Oh my god does your tumescent penis bleed like a bastard.
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What, whenever you have vigorous sex it makes your cock bleed?Or did something unusual happen this time?
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4Q just lurking, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:09,
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He must have cut her vagina when he forced the video camera in(, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:00, closed)
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