Image Challenge suggestions
We think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
We think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2004, 13:55)
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christian theme park rides
In response to the AH Trust's plan to build a £3.5m Christian theme park in England, why not help them a little (as they are, by definition, unimaginative people choosing to digest bunkum from and old book rather than think for themselves) by suggesting ideas for rides.
observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,2228201,00.html
- the messiah's rollercoaster: you go down, then 3 days later you come up, and then you are never seen or heard of again and it won't be reported in the news until at least 70 years later.
- the crusaders' covert-or-die-rifle-sty: slaughter the heathen muslims!
- the holy ghost train: somehow scare your kids into submission to your own unreasonable beliefs!
- noah's log flume: 1 log, about 10 million species, and somehow you all stay dry and uneaten.
- the divine impregnatron: young ladies step into a dark room where they are rendered unconscious by a gang of priests, only to emerge mysteriously pregnant and finding it painful to walk.
free with every ticket: an eye-mask and earplugs to block out the real world after you leave!
( , Sun 16 Dec 2007, 17:45, Reply)
In response to the AH Trust's plan to build a £3.5m Christian theme park in England, why not help them a little (as they are, by definition, unimaginative people choosing to digest bunkum from and old book rather than think for themselves) by suggesting ideas for rides.
observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,2228201,00.html
- the messiah's rollercoaster: you go down, then 3 days later you come up, and then you are never seen or heard of again and it won't be reported in the news until at least 70 years later.
- the crusaders' covert-or-die-rifle-sty: slaughter the heathen muslims!
- the holy ghost train: somehow scare your kids into submission to your own unreasonable beliefs!
- noah's log flume: 1 log, about 10 million species, and somehow you all stay dry and uneaten.
- the divine impregnatron: young ladies step into a dark room where they are rendered unconscious by a gang of priests, only to emerge mysteriously pregnant and finding it painful to walk.
free with every ticket: an eye-mask and earplugs to block out the real world after you leave!
( , Sun 16 Dec 2007, 17:45, Reply)
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