Me and the missus were at London Zoo the other day. We invented a great game called "Spot the Paedo." We counted about 8 single men with suspicious facial hair before the end of the day. What games have you made up on the spot to play with your friends?
(, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 15:50)
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For this you will need to spot somebody at a tourist attraction filming away with their camcorder.
You can then approach the task at hand in one of two ways:
(1) Shout "Bollocks!" (or whatever phrase you like) once, very loudly, from a distance.
(2) Repeatedly swear at normal conversational volumes while walking past the victim.
The joy in this is that 90% of people won't notice at the time. But when they get home and play the tape the swearing leaps out at them from the television like a large happy tourettes rabbit.
Also works well at weddings.
(, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 16:54, Reply)
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