Impromptu Games You PlayMe and the missus were at London Zoo the other day. We invented a great game called "Spot the Paedo." We counted about 8 single men with suspicious facial hair before the end of the day. What games have you made up on the spot to play with your friends?
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rob, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 15:50)
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Keeping the telesales person on the line.If you are not in a hurry, it is your duty to play this game. The idea is that anyone who phones you with an unsolicited offer, must be kept busy as long as possible for two reasons: 1- The bastard company who made them phone you have to pay wages by the hour. 2- You might save someone who is busy from getting a call.
Some tactics to start you off:
1/ "I no speakee good english."
2/ "I am partially deaf. Can you repeat that?"
3/ "I am insane. Are you my mother?"
4/ "I'll just go and get the homeowner." (Leave phone off hook, and go back to whatever you were doing)
5/ "Yes, I'm really interested."
6/ "Mumble mumble"
7/ "I'm going to break your script. What's the weather like where you are?"
(or combinations of the above...)
My best is only 3 minutes 26 seconds.
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