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Me and the missus were at London Zoo the other day. We invented a great game called "Spot the Paedo." We counted about 8 single men with suspicious facial hair before the end of the day. What games have you made up on the spot to play with your friends?

(, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 15:50)
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Pooing at work
Very simple points based game.

One player (obviously)
Score as many points as possible

1 point allocated if first choice cubicle is free.
1 point for toilet seat up (as in last person using loo was there for a piss)
1 point for seat cleanliness (i.e. no piss or hair)
1 point for bowl cleanliness (no leftover jobbies!)
1 point for any loud gas emissions.
-1 (minus 1) point for any loud gas emissions made by a neighbour (edit -2 if said person turns out to be someone you know)
2 points if poo is wax coated (i.e. one wipe does the trick)
1 point if only 1 flush required
1 point if nobody enters loo during visit
1 point if your poo triggers the auto air conditioner spray
-1 point if someone rattles your cubicle doo
A top poo therefore could rate 10points a really bad one could have more than -2 points (if much cubicle door rattling and noises it could be minus anything!)

anyway keeps me amused!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 13:34, Reply)

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