Impromptu Games You PlayMe and the missus were at London Zoo the other day. We invented a great game called "Spot the Paedo." We counted about 8 single men with suspicious facial hair before the end of the day. What games have you made up on the spot to play with your friends?
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rob, Mon 29 Mar 2004, 15:50)
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Pooing at workVery simple points based game.
One player (obviously)
Score as many points as possible
1 point allocated if first choice cubicle is free.
1 point for toilet seat up (as in last person using loo was there for a piss)
1 point for seat cleanliness (i.e. no piss or hair)
1 point for bowl cleanliness (no leftover jobbies!)
1 point for any loud gas emissions.
-1 (minus 1) point for any loud gas emissions made by a neighbour (edit -2 if said person turns out to be someone you know)
2 points if poo is wax coated (i.e. one wipe does the trick)
1 point if only 1 flush required
1 point if nobody enters loo during visit
1 point if your poo triggers the auto air conditioner spray
-1 point if someone rattles your cubicle doo
A top poo therefore could rate 10points a really bad one could have more than -2 points (if much cubicle door rattling and noises it could be minus anything!)
anyway keeps me amused!
(, Tue 30 Mar 2004, 13:34, Reply)
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