Bindun?
I got into trouble with loads of local gangs. It was full of really hard men who were doing me ‘ead in.

So, on a whim, I got myself a Honda Accord and now my penis is longer, I’m a billion times better looking and the local gangs have all taken up either market gardening or have voluntarily had themselves castrated because you can’t compete with the power/style/status/hard-man-appear of the Accord.

It once took on and beat both KITT and KARR (and that big scary lorry with the moustachioed evil Michael Knight in it)

Truest thing eva.

Mullered
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:05, 2 replies)

Nuh-uh
Even the Honda Accord couldn't take on Kitt, Karr and Goliath. You're clearly mistaken.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:40, closed)

This is the Internet
Anything can happen.

Would the Accord beat Herbie in a fight?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:47, closed)