Back When I was a young Whippersnapper
I used to work on my uncles farm, doing mainly menial chores and helping out as much as possible. We were always a bit short handed for help so my uncle tried to get as much automation the farm as he could.

He had a couple of suppliers that he'd use and they often visited the farm to show what they had. Some had excellent bargains, others were just selling useless pieces of junk.

One day they came round hawking some new type of device which could cut labour by 10%! So as a result he bought 2 of them, on of them could speak Baatchi and work on the moisture vapouraters and the other one was some sort of rubbish bin on wheels, which promptly broke, so we even managed to get an exchange for a new shinier one!

it was all going ok till I removed the restraining bolt from the little blue and white one...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:25, 5 replies)

*sighs*
I'd got this by "farm".
1/5
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:26, closed)

I got as far as farm automation
because I misread it as "farm automaton". Still, jumped to the correct conclusion so it's all good!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:41, closed)

Apologies
last few days in work and bored, thought I;'d try to get something off quick but evidently failed...

*sobs in the corner*
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:47, closed)

Hey, you know me,
Honest if nothing else.
( Cawl, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:06, closed)

Very true!
it doesn't make you any less of a twat either...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:24, closed)