I'm happy with 2.
It's the number of ears I've got.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sat 23 May 2009, 12:35, 1 reply)

But you're missing out...
on hearing enemy planes thunder overhead and bullets pinging all around you! Having said that, so am I as I'm entirely deaf on my right side and not perfect on my left, so essentially I've spunked a few hundred notes on a Sub that moves my chair with its vibrations and a bunch of other speakers that may as well not be there... especially considering that 99% of the time I have my headset on so I can talk to people and it covers my sole working ear... balls!
(brainmeat ... and that's why it burns when you pee., Wed 27 May 2009, 11:37, closed)