ta ta tattoo
I impulse bought a tattoo. I wasn't even drunk (although I was 17, so about as stupid as your average drunk). And not a nice discreet tattoo either, one on my upper arm.

It cost £30. I loved it for....ooooh, about three weeks. Then I realised it was truly terrible and hated it with a burning passion. It took me ten years to get round to getting it removed (and for the price of doing so to get less prohibitive) It cost me about £1000 in laser treatments.. But it's gone! Totally completely. And I'm so fucking happy about it! Worst £30 I ever spent, but by far the best £1000.
(mookroolz, Sat 23 May 2009, 15:04, 3 replies)

For you to despise it so
it must've been quite a tattoo

Now that it's gone I'm sure there's no reason why you wouldn't want to tell us what it is!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 23 May 2009, 16:10, closed)

agreed
was it a picture of Satan masturbating and having a shit at the same time?
(Discreditor wants the dream to come true, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:56, closed)

It was
The Wanky Shit Demon!
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:27, closed)