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I'm now the owner of a monster trampoline that's nearly too big for the garden. Tell us your retail disasters and triumphs.

(, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52)
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wabbits
went to a garden centre to buy a replacement stone bench thing for a neighbour, came away with no bench but bought a couple of bunnies instead, the cute little bastards.

they're both girls but take delight in taking turns humping each other, this upsets my wife for some reason. I'm making rabbit porn and selling it on ebay.

the original bench was horrible, i'm glad i broke it.
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 13:20, 4 replies)
Horny rabbits
My rabbits do this as well, though it's definitely not consensual.

Have you had yours spayed? It's a good idea to prevent a cancer that's quite common as does get older.

They are quite lovely little creatures, full of personality.
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 14:56, closed)
sexy tiem
they're both spayed girls and take turns on top which is very egalitarian of them, sometimes the cats get in the bunhouse to watch them go at it.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:29, closed)
I'd pay to see that
Our 2 rabbits used to do the same thing, both being female. Except for some reason the fat one was always on top, nearly squashing this dwarf rabbit.
It's surprising that the fat one died first.
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:36, closed)
I think it's quite common
Two of ours (both girls) do this. One is always "the bitch", the smaller one on top.

A year or so ago a friend gave us his guinea pig to rehouse with ours. First day he went in with one of the quieter ones he was buggered senseless. Constantly.

When asked how he was getting on, I didn't have the heart to tell he'd been raped.
(, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:47, closed)

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