If this wins...
I'll post pictures!

*bandwagons*
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:33, 1 reply)

wearing?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:52, closed)

Seeing as I'm so supremely confident that this won't win...

I would be prepared to post a picture of it inserted right up to the leather footstraps
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:57, closed)

I'll just put this here then...
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(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Wed 27 May 2009, 12:59, closed)