
I'm now the owner of a monster trampoline that's nearly too big for the garden. Tell us your retail disasters and triumphs.
( , Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52)
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I intend to break my physical limit for the consumption of Chinese takeaway whilst watching the football tonight.
Nommity nom nom
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 13:01, 3 replies)

I'd be suprised, nay, AMAZED if there wern't the remains of at least ten species of exotic animal anus in the burgers...
(Tastes nice though, your average wilderbeast sphincter - when still attached to the animal when its alive, mind...)
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 13:11, closed)

Can't trust anyone anymore if your local Chinese takeout serves dog!
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 13:38, closed)

Thinking about it, I should never have bought a house with her...
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 13:43, closed)

and I was going to do that with pizza, but now I'm thinking 4 portions of noodles
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 16:49, closed)
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