I can sympathise fully...
I was out having a stroll and saw a sickly kitten stumbling about near a ramshackle freeholding, obviously it was one of the feral army of cats left to rid the place of vermin, but it was clearly in a bad way so I 'borrowed it' (sent my girlfriend to steal it) took it home and named it Conrad...

18 months of free kitty bliss followed until 6 weeks ago the little shit got in a tangle wit a car and lost (he still maintains the car came off worse but, despite being cute, he's a fucking liar) thus far the broken leg he suffered has cost us £1900 and he's still due another operation :(

No, he isn't insured.
(brainmeat ... and that's why it burns when you pee., Wed 27 May 2009, 14:14, Reply)