
I'm now the owner of a monster trampoline that's nearly too big for the garden. Tell us your retail disasters and triumphs.
( , Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52)
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Just don't.
Instead of the intentional smart business jacket for that all important interview, I blew my budget on the most ludicrously comfortable soft & fluffeh jacket in existence.
It was massive, felt like it was made from the same material as safety mattresses, had a sparkly furry collar from which hung angora pompons and was seemingly stuffed with clouds. It was so warm and nice I even briefly fell asleep in it in the changing room in the shop.
Bliss!
Shame it was a girl's coat.
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 16:26, 5 replies)

I was with a friend who was on a comedown and he wanted to buy a pair of trainers.
It was awful because he couldn't understand what the shopping assistant was saying. My friend said "I'll just buy them" and the bloke was saying "just try on the left one, yeah" and "I'll box them up". So my friend got upset and ran away and I ended up buying them for him.
( , Thu 28 May 2009, 10:45, closed)
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